Great Moments in Facebook History: March 20, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, March 30th, 2015:

I'm terribly conflicted when people I hate from work, bring cupcakes.
Pour some gluten on me.
If you hear a roommate having loud sex, a cool thing to do is kick down the door and shout "player 3 has entered the game!"
If you didn't want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn't have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
In a 500-day period I could theoretically meet someone, get married, have a baby, and get divorced–and yet I’d still be using the same box of Q-tips
Hey babe, are you a movie sequel? Cause you're probably disappointing & I'll tell my friends I'm not gonna see you but I still will secretly