Great Moments in Facebook History: October 14, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 14th, 2016:

If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
I think I promised to have three beers, and be home by ten. I always get those two mixed up.
Don't let the door hit your 'Man Bun' on the way out.
"That's the spirit!" she said, picking her poltergeist out of a police lineup
Question: What part of this $7.50 Walmart t-shirt makes you think I'd like to see the wine list?