Why Are So Many Guys Publicly "Jackin It" In Kalamazoo?

There seems to be a major problem in Kalamazoo with guys jacking it in the parking lot. Unfortunately, for you, the reader, I’m not talking about an issue where guys are having flat tires and needing to change them.

According to one person in a post on the Facebook group Kalamazoo Informed, there has been an issue with people doing things that are not legal to do in public in the Kalamazoo area.

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I have seen men touching themselves now 3 different times In Kalamazoo in traffic and grocery store parking lots. Is this a common thing now in Kalamazoo? It’s DISGUSTING. I’m just curious if this has happened to anyone else within the last 6 months.

Other people in the area can also confirm that they have been seeing the same thing:

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Down Boy

This happened to a friend of mine at the PetSmart parking lot on west main and Kalamazoo is getting really bad/weird

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That's The Sound of the Police

I saw a guy on Gull rd. In front of the police station there at a red light. He was in a car, I was in a truck.

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You Can't Do That Either

I've witnessed a homeless Man pull his pants down and urinate on a business's private property before. Nothing surprises me in Kazoo.

It’s important to remember that doing something like this in public is not highly illegal but absolutely disgusting. Not to mention that if you are caught exposing yourself in a public place, you could potentially land yourself not only in prison but on the sex offenders list, especially if, there are children near the incident.

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