Great Moments in Facebook History

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, November 26, 2014: They announced that the train is fine now because they replaced the "bad engine" with the "good engine," so... goodbye, everyone. (Scott SR) That terrifying moment when your youngest explodes with vomit on the changing stand -grown up person vomit - and you realize you gotta turn her o

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, November 24th, 2014: Very excited to announce I'm on the market and actively looking for someone new to make me miserable A credit score but based on how you treat people ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, November 21st, 2014: What I lack in height, I make up for in kitchen counter climbing ability. I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won't have to talk to them ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, November 17th, 2014: The year is 2026. The iPhone18 is the size of a dump truck. Everything is automatically sepia toned. Air is pumpkin spice flavored. Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy whose name I don't remember ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2014: Snow is like people: a little bit can be beautiful, too much sucks; and when it sticks around for too long it can make murdery feelings. I hate when my girlfriend accuses me of something I didn't think she knew about ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, November 10th, 2014: Facebook just suggested I be friends with my ex. I marked it ‘Offensive’ When your ex texts you after months with, “Hey… what’s up?”  Not today, Satan ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, Nov. 7, 2014: Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your EpiPen?  You're into politics? Name 2 of their albums  It's season 7 of Sons of Anarchy and still none of them have ever stopped to put gas in their bikes ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 31st, 2014: I bet when spiders see those fake green cobwebs on Halloween they must be like “Ugh, tourists”. You can learn to hate, and you can learn to spell ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 29th, 2014: If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation. Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 27th, 2014: My life is a lot like Ikea furniture with missing instructions. I'll get it together eventually but it won't ever feel quite right The instructions for my funeral are for someone to come up front at the end and padlock my coffin shut just to freak everyone out ... Read More ...