Great Moments in Facebook History

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 24th, 2014: In my defense your honor, he said prolly. Never, ever ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014: I'm like a kid in a candy store. I can't afford anything. You haven't really made it until people start using your name as a verb. Married sext: I'm not wearing any underwear, because you never put the effing laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times I know I've had enough to drink when I have t

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 20th, 2014: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles. Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds? The most amazing historical event in Forrest Gump is when he got out of the friend zone with Jenny ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 17th, 2014: You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night If pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 15th, 2014: American Horror Story: My Socks Are Wet Tonight on The Walking Dead... Daryl never runs out of arrows. Never. He has millions. 2nd rule of Fight Club: If you bring a dish to share, put your name on it so you'll be sure to get it back ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 13th, 2014: Dang girl are you a lemon starburst, because no one seems to want you Ladies, just remember: The knight in the shiniest armor is the one that has done the least amount of cool and dangerous crap ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 10th, 2014: Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder. When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 8th, 2014: Dont go broke trying to look RICH….act your wage! You know you had a good night when your first call the next morning is from the bank making sure your card wasn’t stolen A recent earthquake has wiped out Etchisketchistan ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, October 6th, 2014: Birth control pills should be for men...it makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest Here inCanada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, October 3rd, 2014: I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them May the bridges I burn light the way I gave a homeless lady $5 ... Read More ...