Great Moments in Facebook History: October 22, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014:
- I'm like a kid in a candy store. I can't afford anything.
- You haven't really made it until people start using your name as a verb.
- Married sext: I'm not wearing any underwear, because you never put the effing laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 times
- I know I've had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.
- Nothing says "I've already given up on this day" quite like a Taco Bell breakfast.
- This isAmerica, notFrance, please call him TheBron
- Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about
- Why can't the ice cream man just get an effing liquor license already?
(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)