WATCH: Fight Breaks Out Pumpkin Farm in Saginaw [NSFW]
Get ready for ALL the pumpkin spice jokes.
A fight broke out yesterday at Johnson's Giant Pumpkin Farm in Saginaw and it was, of course, caught on somebody's phone.
Be aware of the language in the video if you're watching this at work with the volume up.
We don't know what they were fighting about or if the police were called, so we can only make up our own story about what happened.
Woman: "I'm more basic fall, I have a scarf!"
Other woman: "No, I'M BASIC FALL! I have a scarf AND a pumpkin spice latte!"
First woman's husband to other woman's husband: "My gourd is bigger than yours!"
Just a guess, of course. Keep it classy at family establishments, folks.