Albion Facebook Marketplace Lists ‘Gently Used’ Adult Bedroom Sets

I'm getting ready to move into a new place, and it comes with an extra bedroom. So, naturally, I have to fill it with something. After all, I might actually have some guests that don't want to just sleep on my couch every time they visit.

I took to the Facebook marketplace groups this past week, searching for a new bedroom set, and, well... Someone in Albion has some "dominant" taste in their furniture.

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The listing seems simple enough... "Bedroom Set and Gently Used Gym Equipment."

I was curious, because I could stand to lose a few pounds, and if I can have it at home, even better. Plus, "Gently Used" likely means I can get it at a discount.

This just wasn't quite what I was imagining.

OK, a  few things here.

1. OBVIOUSLY, no matter how "gentle" they may have used that "exercise" equipment, it's meant for some roughhousing. If it has been used at all... wipe it down before taking it home.

2. The bars are an interesting touch, and certainly a choice aesthetic for the room. Not sure if it'll look good in my new apartment.

3. That chair does look comfy.

4. Anyone who has seen Game of Thrones, Season 3, and knows who Ramsay Snow is... um... that last piece of "exercise" equipment is a bit concerning.

Listen, I'm not going to judge a person for their preferences. You do you, so long as it doesn't hurt anybody else (without their consent). But I think the most horrifying part of this whole post is the price.

They want $14,000 for a bed, and some "exercise" equipment? I mean, at best, I might pay $8,000 for the bed set, and another $2-3,000 for the "exercise" equipment. It IS used ya know, even if it WAS "gently."