Calf Born in Texas Looks Like Gene Simmons

Humans are predisposed to seeking out familiar shapes and patterns in every day objects. We can find faces in tile floors, heart shapes in the fur of puppies, and even certain mustaches attributed to certain German dictators on the upper lips of cats. Rarely can everyone agree, though, on what they're seeing.

The fine folks of Kerrville, Texas would like to know exactly where Gene Simmons of KISS was in late November. A calf born last week bears quite the resemblance...

According to an article from Daily Mail, they named her Genie.

No word, yet, on how much the rancher had to pay KISS for trademark infringement.

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