Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, July 22, 2015:

  • The scroll to find my birth year on websites is getting uncomfortably long.
  • I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
  • My drinking team has a bowling problem.
  • My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.
  • The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
  • There’s no stronger sunscreen than sitting at a bar.