Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, July 6, 2015:

  • Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable… like a coma.
  • I wish all of life’s decisions were as simple as going to Denny’s when you’re s-faced.
  • My daughter asked me what it’s like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.
  • You never know how dirty a song's lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
  • You know you're broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
  • That selfie of you perched upon the toilet intoxicated was truly charming. What finishing school did you attend, my delicate flower?