Guess What I Saw At The Urinal?

It must have been all the alcohol yesterday because I completely forgot to mention something significant I saw in the bathroom in my blog yesterday about the great time we had at Olde Peninsula for the annual Rocker Morning show Breakfast Broadcast.

So I go to the can (do people still refer to it as the "can"?) and what do I see but a dude  standing at one of the urinals with his "Johnson" (do people still refer to it as their "Johnson"?) in one hand and in his other hand he's texting on his phone!

My first thought was, that takes a certain amount of talent so, ya know, good lookin out. The second was, is it ok to sidle up to the urinal next to him; and if so, is it ok to sneak a peek?...at what he's texting I mean.

Having taken a day, I started thinking about the strangest things I've seen in a public bathroom.  Here's my top 5.

1. A dead deer (gas station in Crandon, WI)

2. A glass eye (Glacier National Park, MT)

3. A half-eaten cake (Empire State building, NY)

4. Woman's underwear hanging (restaurant in Akron, OH)

5. A picture of President Chester A. Arthur (playground in VA)

Bathroom Bonus Time: Beat the long lines with a special App.