Just Say No T-Shirt Not A Favorite

With the death of Nancy Reagan the "Just Say No" anti drug campaign is back on the radar.  I always thought the saying was disrespectful.  It should've been "Just Say No Thank You".  Anyway, kids across the nation wore the t-shirts and the combination of just say no and the D.A.R.E. initiative did some good.  How much is hard to tell.

What I do know is If I'm going to wear a t-shirt with a saying it's got to be a home run. Over the years I've kept track of some of my favorite t-shirt sayings.  Now, these are the t-shirt sayings that you could actually wear.  I've also got plenty of favorites that are so inappropriate that I won't even list them here.  But I've seen some pretty good ones in the past year.  Here are my top 5...

1. (worn by a woman with big boobs) "I Wish These Were Brains" 

2. "I Have Six Words For You"

3. "They Said It Couldn't Be Done So I Didn't Do It"

4. "You'll Regret Reading This Shirt When The Sketch Artist Asks You To Describe My Face".

5. 420...I Don't Smoke Pot.  That's My Credit Score".

What have you got?