Love Watching Porno In Starbucks? I’ve Got Sad News For You…

Starbucks is a great place to grab a warm coffee, sit down with your laptop, a book, a nice porno and just relax and let the stress of your day melt away. Sadly now, for those who enjoy a good porno with a Grande White Chocolate Mocha, Starbucks will be blocking all pornography from their wifi starting next year. In fact, you were never supposed to be viewing it in the first place as a spokesperson told NBC recently, according to The Hill.

"We have identified a solution to prevent this content from being viewed within our stores and we will begin introducing it to our U.S. locations in 2019." This change in direction comes after a petition from internet-safety advocacy group called, Enough is Enough, urged the coffee company to filter pornographic content being viewed by devices connected to the wifi. The group collected more than 26,000 signatures.

I guess weirdos will just have to find a new place to publicly watch porno now, and that includes locations in Kalamazoo and Portage.