Until now, I never realized how metal Dr. Seuss was. With lines like:

...your brain is full of spiders

...you have termites in your smile

...you're the king of sinful sots

..."You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" was just begging to get a metal makeover. Enter our heroes, Small Town Titans, a metal band out of Pennsylvania, who've done just that. I might have to start a GoFundMe to raise money to get the animators from Avenged Sevenfold's "Little Piece of Heaven" to work on a completely new "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". Will it become anywhere near the classic that the original Boris Karloff 1966 animated feature was? Probably not. But I can guarantee that it would be a Must-Watch holiday feature for a very niche audience. Thanks, Small Town Titans, for your important work.

Check out the full song below.

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