Michigan State Police experienced a scene straight out of the 80s TV show Miami Vice when they encountered an alligator in an alleged drug dealer's home.
The parents of two toddlers in Ohio are wanted after abandoning their children and home. One Child was locked in a cage, while the other was found by Police walking around the home with a meth pipe.
My greatest fear would be sitting down to chew on some peyote cactus and next thing I know its three days later and I'm pants less on top of Mt. Rushmore screaming lyrics to a Phish song.