Bishop’s 5 Favorite Mustangs

This colt-genius burst on the scene in 2008 and was leaps and bounds above the rest his age in just that; leaps and bounds. Some say he peaked two years later, but a comeback is in the works for 2018.

A compromise between his married owners arguing over whether they should get a boat or a horse, Nauti Buoy is a people pleaser. Having gotten help for what he thought was split personality disorder, NB regularly attends retreats geared toward finding yourself and your unique purpose.

Since 2012, Astaroth has gone by his identity in the popular horse RPG game Daredevil the Masquerade. Only his mother is allowed to call him Gregg.

In his time off the plains, Taylor Neighgron works the stable circuit, honing his routine in the hopes of getting a one-hour special on Barnflix. He's quoted as saying, "Take my wife, if horses had a system of coupling leading to a legal, binding contract."

Confirmed bachelor, Steve, doesn't share his last name with anyone, especially those he meets through the grazing app "Tack". He enjoys long walks on the beach, a trough built for two, and a riding crop every now and then.