Great Moments in Facebook History: April 15, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, April 15th, 2015:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
Putting vodka in my juice, because it's Russia somewhere.
Fifty shades of tired.
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes of Maury.
The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
Running for President is like having a Kickstarter where you give away cabinet positions and ambassadorships to the people that hit certain donor levels.
For the longest time I pledged allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for Richard Stands...