Great Moments in Facebook History: July 15, 2015

Due to another successful Dollar Drive Through, I was unable to post yesterday's Best of Great Moments in Facebook History, but I'd never leave you hangin'!

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for yesterday, Wednesday, July 15, 2015:

• You never know how many people you dislike until you have to name your child.
• Apparently, "Step up your game" isn't the correct response when your neighbour brings over fresh cookies, and your wife asks how they are.
• I watched the deleted scenes from a porno last night. Turns out he ended up fixing the washing machine after all.
• Fact: Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
• I would be so (mad) if someone shook me all night long.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, Postrandomonium)