Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, July 17, 2015:

  • I have two dance moves: 1) I didn't drink enough 2) I drank way too much
  • I used to be a man trapped inside a woman's body. And things got even more complicated after I was born.
  • There's no manly way to put on chapstick. I usually just make a mean face and hum Tupac songs.
  • I really like this new reality show "Neighbor Without Drapes"
  • Deletes Facebook Account.  Leaves Social Media.  Leaves city, lives in Himalayas. Pigeon comes with a note. Opens Note. Candy Crush Request.