Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media.  Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, July 24, 2015:

  • I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods.
  • It's like my grandma always used to say, everyone needs to get that 1st starter marriage out-of-the-way!
  • Just donated blood...I hope whoever gets it likes wine.
  • According to WebMD, this burning is NOT an Eternal Flame.
  • My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs. So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer
  • "Ummmmm...... " ~ The first cow ever milked





(Found on  Witty Status, TJsHome)