Great Moments in Facebook History: June 29, 2015

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, June 29, 2015:

Sometimes it takes me a full 8 hours to get nothing done.
The most tragic victims of irony are the trees cut down to make copies of The Lorax.
I don’t know who is more embarrassed… me stopping at a yard sale that isn’t a yard sale or the person whose place looks like there’s a garage sale.
Why "Trojan" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Don't waste good booze on bad memories.