Great Moments in Facebook History: May 23, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, May 23rd, 2016:

It's impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.
My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo. Because in case of a disaster I want to look like the most important person to save.
Memorial Day Tip: This year, throw veggie burgers on the grill and next year, someone else will host the cookout.
Have you ever seen a baby horse trying to stand for the first time? That's what I look like getting out of bed in the morning.
If I were a reporter I would go to Trump press conferences and ask him questions about imaginary but plausible-sounding countries.... #Mondovia