This ‘Kalamazoo’ Song Will Totally Take You Back to the 80s
Ah, the 80s in Kalamazoo. You've never heard this club song, but it will take you right back to the day. Warning: "it's the saddest story ever told."
Hanging out at Maple Hill and West Main Mall, saving up quarters to play Dragon's Lair at the Fun Factory. You remember when Meijer still had the words "Thrifty Acres' on the sign, the cafe inside the store and maybe even a Sagebrush store in the parking lot. Bob Hate's song "Kalamazoo" probably never got played at Club Soda, but it is a dance song with a sound, like, totally 1980-something. Listen for the dated drum-machine beats and Casio-sounding keyboard behind Bob's guitar playing and storytelling.
Left that girl in Kalamazoo
Pawned that ring made of shiny gold
Things 'round here gettin' mighty cold
Dream maker, take me back to Michigan
I'm never going to see my baby again
Never goin' back to Kalamazoo
Not even for a day or two
Saddest story ever told,
Just keep diggin' a deeper hole
Unfortunately, we can't ask Bob Hate if the song is autobiographical or completely fiction as he passed away in 2014. The Louisiana native has (presumably his own) lyrics on his epitaph: "On every highway that I ever wandered are the burned out shells of miles gone by. Weeds growing up through metal just to remind us that we all run out of gas sometime."
Saddest story, indeed.