Was This A Threat Or A Request?
So I'm coming out of the store walking to my car in the parking lot to find a picture of Slash from Guns & Roses taped to my tire. I had one of those moments when you can't quite put what you're seeing into any kind of context. I was confused. Then I gathered my thoughts and started to assess the situation.
Here was my thought process... Why would someone tape a picture of Slash to my tire? I'm not that big of a fan! Wait... Did someone recognize me on the way in? Did they want to make a request for tomorrow's show? Wait... Slash... tire... Slash tire... hahaha... that's funny! So I started looking around for a fan or a friend but nothing. Wait a minute... Slash tire!!! Is someone threatening to slash my tires? Are my Jokey Jokes that bad? Wait... was it something I said? Was it something I didn't say?
Anyway, I think I'll chalk it up to a prank. Who's making copies of Slash in the off chance I show up. Or maybe it's a conspiracy...