What the Ten Plagues of Egypt Would Look Like in Kalamazoo

There have been more than a few jokes made over the past few weeks regarding End of Days. We’re in the middle of a global pandemic. Murder Hornets are decimating our North Pacific honeybee population. It’s hard to not see these circumstances as anything less than Biblical. So that got me thinking… if the Ten Plagues of Egypt were to hit Kalamazoo, just what would they look like?