Great Moments in Facebook History: February 19, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 19th, 2016:

You know you are getting old when a bunch of annoying teenagers get murdered in a horror movie and you relate more with the killer.
I bet all those girls that ignored me in high school would still be pretty pleased with that decision.
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
When playing Chutes and Ladders, my preschooler talks a lot of trash for someone who needs help counting his spaces.
Hey girl… on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?