Great Moments in Facebook History: February 7th, 2014
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, February 7th, 2014:
- Hate cleaning my floors... how fast would I go to hell if I got a blind roommate and replaced his cane with a Swiffer?
- Not sure why Amtrak's slogan isn't "Travel With Your Weed, We Don't Give A Crap!"
- Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet.
- Wishing the amazing Olympic athletes from around the world the best of luck inSochi(finding drinking water and toilets).
- I think it would be fun to work in a restaurant on Valentine's Day. I'd hide fake diamond rings in all the girls' glasses and then just watch all the men's expressions.
- You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
- Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are "your house keys" and "your house." Well, son, that's what drinking is like.
(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)