Great Moments in Facebook History: January 20, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 20th, 2016:

I drive safer when there's food on my passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there.
I was just involved in a 'Canadian standoff....' (we were each holding the door open, insisting the other go first)
(@MarkAgee) STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today
@BuckyIsotope - I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks. *looks up and sees motivational poster on wall* Well this changes everything
(@ceejoyner) - Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.