Great Moments in Facebook History: March 27, 2015
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…
Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today,
- Me: okay lets start this homework
*2 hours later*
Me: okay lets start this homework - Keeping your job is the new raise
- So I just saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing was he looked both ways before crossing. What a smart ass.
- My mum was too embarrassed to tell the vet our tortoise was called Voldertort so she just said his name was Susan.
- Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They’ll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
- Lawyer: May I approach the bench?Judge: You may.Lawyer: (Walks up and whispers) That other guy is being, like, super mean right now.
(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)