Great Moments in Facebook History: October 1, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, October 1st, 2014:

• If two people are arguing and one person says, “You know what…” that argument is about to get awesome
• My 3yo said Cheese is her favorite place. I don't know if I should be worried that she thinks cheese is a place or sad because it's not.
• People are like snowflakes. If you p*ss on them they go away.
• My favorite part in Pretty Woman is her joy when he agrees to pay $3,000 for 6 days, effectively lowering her rate from $100/hr to $21/hr
• I prefer to call it a "Ta-Da" list. Cause it'd be effing amazing if I actually accomplished anything on it.
• I ripped my pants and had to sew them back up. Britches love stitches.
• First Worldproblems: My book ran out of batteries.

(Found on Status Stalker and Funny Status)