Well another national "Bald Is Beautiful" day (Sept 13th) has come and gone. A day to send out a shout out to those of us who sport baldness in all its glory. Some of us do it because we have to, some because we want to and some because we have no choice. No matter the reason please be kind (at least for one day) to those of us who are follicly challenged and please, by all means, avoid telling us any of the following lame bald jokes. Trust me, we've heard em all!

10) I am not saying you're losing your hair, but the lice on your head are starting to picket about deforestation

9) What did a guy with a hairless head say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I will never part with it.

8) What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline

7)  Why did the bald guy leave the wig shop without a wig? Because he forgot to toupee

6) You are so bald when you wear a turtle neck; you look like roll-on deodorant

5) You are so bald, the reflection of your head is blinding people in China

4) I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline

3) Bob the Builder couldn’t fix your hairline

2) What do you call lice on a bald man's head? Homeless.

1) You're so bald I can see whats on your mind

Besides the Rock, check out the other guys from Hollywood who sport it raw and bald. Bet you wouldn't tell one of these bad ass bald guys a lame bald joke!

Bad Ass Bald Guys

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