Great Moments in Facebook History: April 18, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 18th, 2014:

• Food Network posted: "What recipe are you nervous to make, but willing to try and tackle this weekend?" - response: "Alcohol and Antidepressants
• I asked the crossed eyed girl at McDonalds out and she told me she was seeing someone, I told her she could probably see both of us at once.
• Just a boy standing in front of a girl, who's standing in front of a guy, who's in front of a family of four. Yep, I'm in line right now.
• If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
• Bread bowls: The waffle cone of the soup world.
• The heart has nothing to do with love, it is your brain having chemical reactions. But saying "I brain you" sounds extremely violent.
• PREGREENING - creeping forward while waiting for a red light to change.
• Relationship status: The wet spot in my bed is tears
• People who post spoilers online should be dead the whole time like Bruce Willis was in the 6th Sense

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)