Great Moments in Facebook History: April 25, 2016

Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I scour the interwebs to find the best (and worst) thoughts floating around social media. Without further ado…

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 25th, 2016:

There are people who actually send you Candy Crush invites on Sunday? Really? On the Lord's special day? The evil is strong in you.
I don't ever need to go sky diving or bungee jumping. Leaving a pizza in the oven while I make a quick run to Walgreens is about all the adrenaline rush I can handle.
Each of my teardrop tattoos represent french fries I dropped between my car's seats.
My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message.
What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you.