Great Moments in Facebook History: April 7, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 7, 2014:

• …I always thought it was "mustard up the energy"…
• If will.i.am's gravestone doesn't say "will.i.was" I'm going to be pretty disappointed
• When Hugh Hefner dies, nobody will say "He's in a better place now."
• The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what's inside.
• My dog takes so long to crap I can't believe she's not out there playing Candy Crush.
• Why can't we all just get a Long Island Iced Tea?

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)