Great Moments in Facebook History: August 11, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, August 11, 2014:

• If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I'll be there.
• If you can say "amicable" out loud and not sound like Popeye I'll give you the keys to my house
• About to say, out loud, a word I’ve only seen in print. Wish me luck
• I’ve never been held hostage but I’ve been on a group text.
• When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting.

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)