Great Moments in Facebook History: December 15, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, December 15th, 2014:

• The older I get, the more I understand someone's desire to just say-"(Eff) it. I'm going to be drunk all the time & live under this bridge."
• Psychopaths and Eskimos are the only groups of people who can comfortably sleep with socks on.
• The heart wants what the liquor store has.
• I've been told my posts are too depressing but what does it matter. We'll all be dead soon anyway.
• Guys just want a slutty innocent virgin and girls just want an attentive, aloof, nice, bad guy.
• God only gives you what you can handle. Really? Because I'm pretty sure I could handle way more money.
• Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter. He runs Facebook.
• If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)