Great Moments in Facebook History: January 14, 2015

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, January 14th, 2015:

• I’ve never answered the question, “Are you hungry?” with “No.”
• Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself. So I guess we’re even
• I’m from the Friend Zone originally, but now I live in the Bae Area
• 5:00: oh boy Chinese food
  5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food
  5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food
• If you don’t have anything nice to say, you’re probably just being realistic
• If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”
• They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status)