Great Moments in Facebook History: September 29, 2014

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, September 29th, 2014:

• I feel like housewife has a negative stigma attached to it. Let's just call them homegirls.
• Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something.
• It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it
• I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them
• To reduce stress, I do yoga. Just kidding, I drink wine in my yoga pants
• The sound of children laughing makes me happy. Unless I’m home alone and my power goes out
• Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry
• I don’t want you anymore. Until you want someone else. Then you’re mine. Until you want me again. Then I’m distant. But don’t go anywhere

(Found on Status Stalker, Funny Status, and Failbook)