The article goes on to claim that even a man "with" a guitar is sexier.

Well, let's just see about that...literally.  Here's me with and without a guitar.  Of course, the "without" picture is me doing the famous McKelly family "buck teeth" expression, which is used when somebody makes fun of you.  I know.  It's hard to explain. Ask me to do it for you when you see me.

Mike McKelly's infamous "buck teeth" look. (Photo by Stefani Bishop/RKR)

Anyway, it's probably going to take a lot more than a guitar to make me look anything close to sexy but, here you go ladies:

Mike McKelly's "sexy" guitar look. (Photo by Stefani Bishop/RKR)

So, what's the verdict?  And please don't think I'm fishing for compliments.  That ship has sailed.

Cast your vote here!

Is Mike sexier with a guitar? (Photo by Stefani Bishop/RKR)