Great Moments in Facebook History

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 28, 2014: "Can anyone tell me wot type ov eggs can I get my lil boy if he is lack toast and tolerant?" I just dipped cheese in nacho cheese...I feel like a genius ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 25, 2014: From8amuntil12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch Not to brag, but I'm pretty good in bed. I don't snore or steal covers, and I only pee if something startles me ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 21st, 2014: "Now, Son.  Do you know what you did wrong?" - "Yes, Sir.  I shared something on Facebook without checking facts and encouraged BS to propagate leading to the dumbing-down of humanity ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 18th, 2014: Food Network posted: "What recipe are you nervous to make, but willing to try and tackle this weekend?" - response: "Alcohol and Antidepressants I asked the crossed eyed girl at McDonalds out and she told me she was seeing someone, I told her she could probably see both of us at once ... Read M

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, April 16th, 2014: This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf. The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 14th, 2014: They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing? What idiot decided it’s “my foot’s asleep” instead of “coma toes” ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 11th, 2014: I put my Grandma on speed-dial.  I call that Instagram. Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, April 9th, 2014: Damn girl are you a daft punk cd because I just want to skip to get lucky and not listen to the rest of what you have to offer. If you don't leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money's worth ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, April 7, 2014: …I always thought it was "mustard up the energy"… If will.i.am's gravestone doesn't say "will.i.was" I'm going to be pretty disappointed When Hugh Hefner dies, nobody will say "He's in a better place now ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, April 4th, 2014: The only thing white people do is listen to "Don't Stop Believin'" and break iPhones. Changed my Wi-Fi network name to Being_Held_Captive_Call_Police_Not_Joking and got no response ... Read More ...