Great Moments in Facebook History

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 23rd, 2014: So today is that day it all changes; I'm cutting back on drinking, quitting smoking, and leaving the past behind me.  Time to grow up a bit. (THE NEXT DAY) I'm am so effing wasted ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, May 21st, 2014: There's a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking. I am constantly putting things where they don’t belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, May 19th, 2014: "If you're feeling bored, find a group photo of 4 girls on Instagram, and then comment, "You 3 look great!" Wait and grab popcorn. The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 16th, 2014: You can say what you like about Kleptomaniacs. They can take it. Taking a nap. Wake me up when there's an R in colonel I keep getting empathy mixed up with apathy and now I really care if other people don't give an eff ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, May 14th, 2014: Does it take 18 months for twins to be born? Is chicken and turkey from the same animal? Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, May 12th, 2014: Why do people care that it's May the 4th like what even is Star Wars.  Ok Bye Every time I am at Walgreens lately and one of the associates says "be well" as I'm leaving, I feel like I'm in 'Demolition Man' ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 9th, 2014: Siri, destroy the vehicle in front of me. I'd like to nail you so hard you don't wake up for three days. - rejected Christian Mingle bio Billion Dollar Idea: An app that deletes your phone number from other people's phones ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Monday, May 5th, 2014: You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal. If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST in Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Friday, May 2nd, 2014: Guinness for breakfast because itsIrelandsomewhere. People my age are so much older than me. I found your nose. It's in my effing business again ... Read More ...

Here are the BEST Great Moments in Facebook History for today, Wednesday, April 30, 2014: Boss: John, tell me your greatest weakness Me: Honesty B: I don't think that's a weakness M: I don't give a crap what you think. Just confused the sh ... Read More ...